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Advert Spammer.     Avoid.   One more from that crazy family of bob’sThe Ballad of Jed Spampettby Kevin RollinsCome and listen to a story 'bout a man named JedPoor white trash, kinda crazy in the headThen one day as he was *****in, at some foodUp from the ground came those cans of blue           Spam that is           Pink and sweet           Mystery MeatWell the next thing you know, he could feed the whole clanWhen out of the woods popped a Hormel manHe said Spamabama is the place you oughta' beSo they loaded up the truck but only got to Antrey           Hill folks that is           Make you squeal!!!           Bubba ville!!!Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his clanAnd they would like to thank you folks for chockin'down that SpamYour all invited back 'ere morn to this localatyTo take a **** and see if ya got a case of dispepsy           Gas pain that is!!!           Indegestion           Moan and groan           Get the Rolaids !! Ya hear?!