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Me: "Hail ****** Him: "****s forever!" On the street the next day: him: "Long live the ****s!"

They called me, told me I was dumb, ***g up, called me a***n, told me I was ******, ***g up, called a***n, then asked what I wanted.

I'm dumb

This caller was funny, but he was dumb. he asked what 2+2 was because he "forgot." I told him he was Dumb, and he knocked my front teeth out, and now I can't eat my sushi.

I agree with my buddy Oliver Queen. I just casually ordered chicken, told them my address: 432 Parkway Str., and next thing I know, I see a nuke coming straight for me

I walked in and they pulled out a gun and mugged me. All they gave me in return was a moldy piece of sushi.

this person ate my egg roll and gave me salmonilla i am sad now

That comment Jeff left was pretty accurate, except I gave them my social security number, 526-10-3535, and then they laughed and ***g up. I have experienced random withdrawals in my bank account.

This caller asked me what kind of ****ese food I wanted. They then proceeded to tell me that I won a free trip to Master Wong's. I ***g up because it seemed su****ious.