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Not sure who this is but they left me a voicemail I just finally listened to if somebody, maybe the owner likely being ******ed. Weird instrumental music then somebody whispering so****ing I haven’t made out yet then what sounds like a 12 gage discharging. To me in my lamens opinion it sounds like a recording of a movie or the greenest most dumb****ed unprofessional **** that ever walked the earth. 1. Not bad on the music especially elevator music. 2. Unless it’s prerecorded and sent via a different number to throw off times lines that was ******. 3. For one kidnapping somebody is ******ed. For another if you’re gonna do it make sure you check them for a phone. Everybody has a cellphone these days even homeless people. 4. From the sound of things I really hope that wasn’t your car. Seriously. Who *****s somebody who is still in the trunk. I suppose it must have been the victims own car. 5. If this was intended as some kind of a threat or if this was one of my****ociates you just made a huge mistake because now I’m curious about who you are. I’m not green. I’m not sloppy. And I do have more than enough information to figure out who you are and unfortunately for you and as an unintended consequence fortunately for w***ver you ******ed once I’m curious I get obsessed. I’m not the cops, I don’t do anything half****ed so I can check a block go home and sloppy seconds ***k my *** wife. I will find out who you are I will ***t you down like a dog and I hope for your sake that between now and then I find out to be some kind of prank. If it’s not, like I said I’m not a cop. You’re about as likely to get justice from a policeman as you are to catch a break from me. There is one thing you can count on though the outcome will be similar. If the cops figure you out first you’ll just have about ten more years to think about what you did. Not that I’m passing judgement by any means. I got a fairly decent laugh at your ******ity and another at your brutality the lack of hesitation and obvious lack of verbal commands or interaction restores some of my faith but tells me more about you than you should be comfortable with. Not your first time but you are still working out your niche. Irrelevant. May the best man win. Oh and just in case you’re thinking I’d make it so easy on you as backtracking an email address or phone number. I “borrowed” this phone so I could do and say things like this without those kinds of problems. Pro tip sonny Jim. Stolen phones are better than burner phones. Absolute common sense tip. Don’t let your mark send somebody a 3 minute voicemail they likely sent it to the cops and I found it as well. Bad news bears for you. Well **** I guess I’m out of time. Delete internet history. Then slip phone back into lady’s purse on the upswing. See you around..... ****er........ hahahahaha.