408-929-XXXX

SPAM

2nd time I received this call, callback states its Courtyard service

Fishy

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Anthony Jayswal is a serial philanderer who enjoys wearing control top *****hose while working as a telemarketing chiropractor who specializes in new age crystal squeezing, and its role in the phenomenon of autonomous unaided spontaneous reconfiguration of home and/or office furnishings also known as pseudorandom telekinetic feng shui. To further his specialty he has decided to foist the family business onto his mentally incompetent brother. This may make acquiring the (in)famous Dr. Jayswal and Mister Hide**** Liquor Elixir of psychic protection somewhat difficult to acquire because ***ody else has the audacity to manufacture ****ese snake oil that was laced with as much as 60% by volume of concentrated dihydrogen monoxide, (with a dash of cyanogen bromide as a flavor enhancer (and a heaping tables**** of colloidal mercury to inhibit organic metabolic processes).) He tells me this whenever he calls me at 3:00AM to ask me if I have Prince Albert in a can, or if my refrigerator is running.

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