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Tony “Two-Face” Loverde is just another local Ta***-area and Reno ******/GRIFTER/CON-ARTIST who will beg, beg, beg; take, take, take; disappear as soon as it’s time to settle his tab, ghost you whenever you try to follow up on any sort of promises he’s made, services he’s claimed that he would provide, work he has offered to do, or money he has swindled out of you under any number of totally bogus, fallacious, manipulative pretenses that he may have presented to you in order to convince you of his legitimacy, trustworthiness, integrity, etc. (all of which, by the way, are sooo far from any kind of accurate portrayal of who this degenerate small-time crook really is, it is not even funny!)... so,in sum, DO NOT TRUST THIS DOPED-UP JUNK FIEND FOR ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW SMALL THE JOB OR HOW CHEAP HE CLAIMS HE CAN DO IT FOR. HE CANNOT LANDSCAPE HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG, UNLESS YOU CAN TRICK HIM INTO BELIEVING IT’S A PAPER BAG OF ****** AND HE CAN’T HAVE A SYRINGE UNTIL HE FINISHES YOUR YARD; AfND HE WOULD HAVE TROUBLE FIGURING OUT HOW TO REMOVE SNOW FROM A SNOWCONE BECAUSE THE ONLY SNOW HE KNOWS HOW TO REMOVE FROM ANYWHERE IS THE ******E THAT HE REMOVES EVERY DAY FROM A MIRROR WITH A ROLLED UP $100 BILL UP HIS NOSE. THE MAN IS LAZY, UNRELIABLE, INCONSISTENT, UNETHICAL, GREEDY, WHINY, UNPROFESSIONAL, *****, HIGH AS A KITE, DANGEROUS, LAME, and DISHONEST. AVOID. AVOID. AVOID!!!