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They were trying to sell me used *****s

They told my social security number was bad and that there fraud****ociated with it and I was going to be arrested. But jokes on them. I'm here illegally and don't have a social security number.

They asked if I would appear in a ****o with Joe Biden, but they ***g up when they found out I'm not a child

I owe money and so****ing about having ****es

Caller sounded ***y. Wanted to buy my house. Told her to make me an offer I couldn’t refuse. She s****ed talking *****. Made me harder than ****ese alge***. 45 seconds later, I was done.

A female telemarketer who proceeded to try and sell me on #EARTHSCHOOL and its principles of non-GMO veganism, anti-vaccination platforms for housecats and endangered sea ur****s, and the promotion of home-schooling while utilizing convicted felons and *****-******e addicts as educators in a non-conformatory setting. I told her no. Two hours later, I got the measles. ******!

He kept asking me for my address and casually insinuated so****ing about cigars and ketamine. There was a huge commotion and what sounded like a woman screaming at him in the background. He promptly shouted, “HILLARY 2020” into the phone and ***g up.

Randy stated he wanted to reach up into my undercarriage with a golf club taped to a mannequin hand. I’m terrified.

Told me they were offering ground floor deal for homes in ****e for when Trump builds a new empire. I was intrigued but before they would continue the application they said I needed an **** cavity search. Psshhh. They don't need to find my hiding spot.

He kept saying he was gonna find me but after much attempts he still couldnt

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He keeps calling and saying I’m his long lost son. Uh, nice try, ****.

Called me at 8:47 am today and told me they’d offer me cash for my house. Then called a***n at 9:29, 10:38, and 11:21. Finally, my doorbell rings- a man in a poncho and bedroom slippers is standing there. I ask him what he wants and he says, “Hey, I’ve been calling and you haven’t picked up!” Now they’re sending people DOOR TO DOOR?!

He said he’d offer me $10,000 more than my house was worth. I told him, “No thanks, creep.” Then he proceeded to order me to undress very slowly and insinuated that he was wat****g me through my bedroom window, as he described the fluorescent orange rhinestone thong I was wearing perfectly. I immediately ***g up and dialed 911.

He ask me if I got papers. I says, like USA Today. And he goes, no like citizenship papers that you belong here. So i's like, I got a Teen Vogue and a National Enquirer. I'm not sure what you looking for. Then he ***g up. Nice man. Good conversation.

He call me while I EAT LUNCH!

He look like a man.

He was telling me he get me top dollar for my house. Bish please, I live in a double wide trailer. Rasheed a *******

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CALLED ME SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A ********. I'M SO ****ED OFF. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A ********?! AS*HOLE.

This ***** is all like, "Oh, I will give you money for your house." Please.

Offering cash for my house. How about cash for admittance to my bat cave? That's more like it.

Called to say he wants to give me cash for my house. Yes, let's do it. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC.

Wants to buy my house. I ain't got no house. Creepy strange-as* white people. Sheeezzzzz.

Wants to 'pay cash' for my house because he has lots of 'investor funds' he needs to use 'right away.' Nope.

Wants to buy houses in the area. If I’m interested in a cash offer, call him back immediately.