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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Ba*****. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."The biker then took a big swig from his ****, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vi***tor. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."