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Election "vote for me" type phone call................argggggggggg I can't wait to this election is over with.

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I get calls from Budzyk and Dynia and I tell them I am waiting for my bailout/stimulus and offer to trade my shares of General Motors to get them off my back. I also offer to invest some of their****ets with Goldman Sachs and Bernie Madoff. Sometimes when I answer the phone I say that I am the butler and the master just left in the Rolls Royce with the chaffeur to go buy some grey poupon but I will gladly give him the message when he returns because he most definitely wants to settle any debts. I really look forward to getting calls from these nice folks and it gets me really angry when one of the maids answers the calls.

Got a message from an attorney's office on my voicemail saying they were trying to reach someone named Richard (or the call was from Richard, I don't know) and that I owed money and needed to get in contact with my attorney as the "situation unfolds," which is funny because I owe money to no one. Also said "best wishes to my kids," and I'm childless. Awkward. Called back and received a message from my cell phone company saying the number I was trying to contact was out of country.